Yes, managing family & a small business requires military precision. So without further delay, (with a nod to those whacky guys, Gilbert & Sullivan), I bring you a working-parent's song:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information parental, professional, logistical.
I know every shop for coffee, and school reports historical
From start of school to early June, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with lost books mathematical.
I hate each morning’s mayhem, with chaos so unavoidable.
With shouting kids while on work calls, my patience I think I shall lose,
And more junk food from the drive thru, I’m gonna look just like a moose.
I'm very good at committing to volunteer time ridiculous;
And my kids don’t seem to care that I’m trying to run a bus-i-ness.
In short, in matters parental, professional, logistical,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know so-called life/work balance, is one of hist’ries biggest crocks;
I work with crazy clients, and dioramas in a shoe box.
I race to school with tardy kids trying to catch the field trip bus,
My husband & I swear this whirlwind won’t get the better of us.
Whilst I tell you tales of scheduling that would bring a grown man to his knees,
In reality, dawn through dusk, regardless of costly fees,
I dream of sleep’way camps for a week or two, heck- let’s try for four.
I love my kids, I really do, but weeks of peace are things of lore.
I cherish quiet moments at my desk, they’re so far from my norm,
Then scribe a check to replace my son’s third lost soccer uniform.
In short, in matters parental, professional, logistical,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
A working parent’s day calls for adjustments quite chameleon,
When bedtime’s passed, we sit down to tonic with a hearty splash of gin.
When such affairs as snow and school vacation breaks I'm more wary at,
I know my husband signed willingly as my compatriot.
I bring work home, pleas for calm fail, so then resort to bribery,
The stress of which makes me want to dash to join a nunnery.
In short, when you’ve seen the lengths of my home/career balance strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General there never was than she.
If you saw my lively sons and home run like a penitentiary,
It would be very clear I’m the true mother of the century;
But still, in matters parental, professional, logistical,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Friday, May 21, 2010
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This is such fun! I sang along as I read.
ReplyDeleteLove this!
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Too stink'n cute...Dropped in from the Mom Loop!
ReplyDeletelove it....but how do you find the time to think and type it?
ReplyDeletehaha I love it :)
ReplyDeleteOh this is so much better than mine! And you're right...so much harder than it looks. I will never cop to how much time mine took me!
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